He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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