So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Acid is not a monday night drug
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
