I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
A+ Viking dick
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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