Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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