I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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