is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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