I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Randomize