Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i came on her dog
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have aggressive nipples.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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