i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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