so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i now understand why vodka
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
