She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You did what with his pubic hair?
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