I think my vagina is haunted
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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