She said her name was "party"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
third nipple confirmed
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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