They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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