I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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