I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He is an equal opportunity slut.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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