it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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