may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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