Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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