I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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