WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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