I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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