My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we made out on top of his cat.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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