have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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