This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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