he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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