DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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