All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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