literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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