I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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