You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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