Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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