She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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