I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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