"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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