Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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