At least make sure they are 18
Why
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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