all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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