we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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