I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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