a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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