My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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