I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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