God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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