Ambien. No doubt about it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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