S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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