your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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