"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
