I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So much Jack, so little girl.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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