everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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