Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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