i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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