I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
