I will die if light touches me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
being pregnant is like rehab
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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