She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
